LMAOOOOOOOOOOO XDD Do you think this would EVER work?

I was reading articles, when I cam across this one xDDDDD *fail*

I originally made a post about how to outlaw sex, but i realized it had
some major flaws, so this is my new plan. If you've been reading the sex
posts, you probably saw that guy named Wayne Wilcox who says sex should be
outlawed. He made some good points such as how only bad things come from
sex like STDs, overpopulation, unwanted pregnancies, emotional problems,
and the the list goes on and on. The only flaw about the plan of outlawing
sex is that humans will go extinct due to lack of reproduction. So, since
sex will be outlawed, there will be other methods of reproduction. First of
all, the federal government should create a new agency, hopefully called
the "coitus patrol", that will monitor sexual activity in this country. In
order to enforce the "no sex" policy, once every four weeks, every woman
will be required to see a gynecologist, who will make sure she is not
sexually active. If she is, she will get a fine, not too expensive but not
cheap. This fine will cause women to have no desires to have sex in fear of
the fine. This would be a great stimulus for the economy because there will
be a rising demand for gynecologists as well as an increase in government
funding from the fines the women have to pay. Now, I know it's not fair to
put all this pressure on women, after all, men are responsible for sex too.
The men would have to face a lie detector, not just measuring voice
frequencies, but also measuring heart rate, blood pressure, perspiration
level, and weather or not he can look a person straight in the eye while he
speaks. If he fails the test, he pays the fine. You're probably wondering
"How will babies be born, then?" This is how it works: When a couple
decides they want a baby, they go to a doctor. The man will be given a
comfortable room to produce semen. Once he has produced it, the doctor
hands him a speculum and a comfortable place for the woman to lay while he
puts the semen where it needs to go. The doctor never invades anybody's
privacy. Nine months later, a new baby is born to keep our species going.
Well, this whole plan sounds perfect to me, what do you think about it?

ahem… lol give me your opinions xD (its just some random person, they arent ACTUALLY doing this xD)